Monthly Archives: December 2011

I like Pole

I could like totally bullshit you right now and tell you this is the most awesome thing right now, but it really is and this has been out for like well over a decade. I first heard Pole when my … Continue reading

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Last Time I Fell Down the Stairs Like This I Died

Last time I went to the mall was literally 3 days ago because I was shopping the day before Christmas. Not because I’m a last minute shopper, I got that done the week after Halloween. But because I had a … Continue reading

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Bright Lights, Dark Shadows

When you have family visiting from out of town for the holidays that you haven’t seen in years, you have to stick around and see them. And when you haven’t met them at all and your parents want to introduce … Continue reading

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James Blake – The Wilhelm Scream (Poindexter Remix)

Sometimes you wake up the day after Christmas with a headache the size of Jerusalem and a stain on your pants that you hope is Egg Nog and breath smelling like Scotch and burnt mistletoe and the first song you … Continue reading

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The Muppets – Life’s a Happy Song

The Best Song of the Year as ruined by the composers who wrote it: Bret McKenzie and Kermit the Frog.

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Washed Out – Eyes Be Closed (Star Slinger Remix)

This is where I’m at right now. If you’re looking for me, I suggest you look up.

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David Lynch makes the Worst First Date Music

Usually I am my own worst enemy. But when the haze of cheap booze and strange candy wears off, I can be my own best friend. So I don’t know what to call it when I set myself up on … Continue reading

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