Was it a Nipple or Just a Prelude to a Titty

If it did not slip you must acquit. J.Lo looked stunning in a form-fitting Zuhair Murad gown with a cleavage-baring neckline. But at one point, it looked like one of her cups hath runneth over, giving the Oscars viewers at home a glimpse of a nip slip.

Yet, according to Lopez’s stylist Mariel Haenn, those who saw it must’ve been imagining things. “The dress fit perfectly to her every inch. There were cups built in …and in NO chance that there were any, how do you say?… ‘slips,'” Haenn tweets. Assuring that the 42-year-old’s gown was custom-made to avoid slippage or spillage of any kind. A statement to People magazine she adds, “While the dress did give the illusion of sheer-ness, joke’s on everyone who wishes they saw something!”

Dave and Thomas give the best honest reaction to it you can find, in gif form. (www.daveandthomas.net)

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