I ride a skate board. A longboard to be exact. Have you ever had to pick up a friend from a party because they are too wasted to walk let alone drive and you had to get them back to their place on your longboard? Ok. So I had to do that for my friend and co-worker Coltrane. I tied his body to my longboard with his hoodie and rode him home. I cruised down Main St. like he was a human surfboard then dumped him on the stoop to his apartment. To this day he doesn’t know that he asked me to pick him up that night nor how he got home. He also had no answer for me when I asked why the tips of his Chuck Taylor where burnt off and he had scabs on the knuckles of his toes.