Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda Video is here!

Yeah, I haven’t blogged in just about a year, but never mind about where I’ve been.  I woke up this morning looking for something to get angry about on the Internet when I see that Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda video has graced us…then my penis got all angry for some reason. Now, I might’ve mentioned before that by no means am I a Nicki Minaj fan, expect when she chooses to flex her emcee skills which she does have however far and in between they may show themselves i.e. on Kanye West’s Monster from the Dark Twisty Fantasy Crystal album or where ever.

This Anaconda track is like the anti thesis to Sir Mix A  Lot’s “Baby Got Back”, which uses those samples to great effect, but as opposed to waxing poetic on big asses Nicki’s talking big dicks and I can say BIG DICKS because I’m grown!

I don’t really like Nicki Minaj, at least not the whole white washed pop version Barbie she was turning herself into, which she said wasn’t doing anymore and leaving that whole imagery to Iggy Azalea…BUT, c’mon how can you not like this video?

Gay men will like this video!

On yeah, fuck Drake getting a lap dance in this video! Jesus Murphy, when will people understand that Drake is the worst thing since PM Dawn?

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